this is the teacher from the incredibles
what the hell’s a laker
Just like Froot Loops
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it. It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor. The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.
OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES
what are you talking about. im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it